People were always asking me if I knew Tyler Durden
Hearing voices in your head? Wondering where the happy pills have hidden themselves this week? Would you believe that mass hysteria is once again a hot topic? Seems a few hundred school girls in Mexico have been "smitten" with hysteria. Which is hysterical. Or perhaps histrionic. I've never been certain what the difference is there. Anyway, why fake cancer to get a good night's sleep when you can simply fall over and wallow in a little shared psychosis? I suppose it has a little more class than "the dog ate my homework" or "but I didn't realize the project was due today". Perhaps a little finger pointing and you could start an old fashioned witch hunt too?
And in case you should happen to fall over near a computer and still like a little WarCrack to brighten you day, you may be interested in SonicWall's nifty toy. They promise (for a fee, a trifle, the least little trinket) to keep your WoW account clean of nasty smelly malware, protecting your virtual assets while leaving you free to assert yourself in true style. Of course, if your mass hysteria has affected your fingers then you're in deep poo…but I'm sure you'll think of something.
Posted by StuR on April 16, 2007 08:02 PM | Permalink